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Words that just roll off your tongue after you say them enough times:

deoxyribonucleic acid

antidisestablishmentarianism

proto-Indo-European roots

Waldenstrom's macroglobulinemia

australopithecine

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

And spellcheck doesn't recognize ANY of them!
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LJ's Halloween Carols

Released by Leandrea Jones under Creative Commons License (CC-BY-SA). You may use, distribute, and modify these songs. Credit preferred. Include this license information whenever reproducing any of these songs.

Heck the Halls

'Tis the season to be spooky
Ya ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra
Dress yourself up weird and cooky
Ya ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra
Don we now our grey entrails
Ya ra ra, ra ra ra, ra ra ra
Welcome all that Death entails
Ya ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra


Bloody Claws is Coming to Town

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not shout
I'm telling you why
Bloody Claws is coming to town.
He eats you when you're sleeping
He chews until you wake
You scream but it will do no good
You'll be dead as a cheap steak.


The Twelves Days of Stalking

On the twelfth of October,ʉ۬My stalker sent to meʉ۬
Twelve dead black roses, 

Eleven penis pictures,

Ten pints of cow blood,ʉ۬
Nine FaceBook requests,ʉ۬
Eight stained boxer shorts, 

Seven silent phone calls,ʉ۬
Six silk negligees, 

Fiiiiiive creeeeeepy nooootes,ʉ۬
Four mix CD's, 

Three cat heads,ʉ۬
Two rotting doves,ʉ۬
And a six foot tall photo of me!

Violent Night


Silent night, unholy night

All are dead, or in fright

Round yon zombies are all running wild

Eating eve-er-y adult and child

Die and rise to eat brains
Die and rise to eat brains



Silent night, unholy night

Shepherds quake at the sight

Zombies stream from cities afar

Even hordes in Australia!

We can't hold them back long

We can't hold them back long



Silent night, unholy night
Rising moans, waning fight

Shuffling zombies in every place

With the dawn of a new world's face

No one is left alive

No one is left alive

Children Roasting on an Open Fire

Children roasting on an open fire,ʉ۬
Jack Frost nipping on your nose,ʉ۬
Funeral dirges being sung by a choir,ʉ۬
And folks dressed up in black clothes. â€¨â€¨

Everybody knows there's lurking a sick cannibal,ʉ۬
Tortures children for ten nights.ʉ۬
Tiny tots with their eyes in a bowlʉ۬
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.ʉ۬
They know that killer's on his way; 

He's murdered lots of boys and girlies every day.ʉ۬
And every mother's child is going to cry, 

When they're dragged off by the cannibal to die. 



And so I'm offering this simple phrase,ʉ۬
To kids from one to ninety-two,

Although its been said many times, many ways,ʉ۬
The very next victim could be you.

The Carol of Hell

Hark! here comes Hell, hot burning Hell
All seem to say, throw hope away.
Satan is here, bringing great fear
To young and old, meek and the bold
Do wrong, do wrong, that is their song
With horrid ring, all torturing
One seems to hear screams of great fear
From everywhere, filling the air
O, how they pound, raising the sound
O'er hill and dale, telling their tale

Demons all gleam, while people scream
In mounting fear, Satan is here!
Hell is Hell is Hell is Hell is on Earth!
Hell is Hell is Hell is Hell is on Earth!

On, on they send, on without end
Their awful moan to every home

Hark! here comes Hell, hot burning Hell
All seem to say, throw hope away.
Satan is here, bringing great fear
To young and old, meek and the bold
Do wrong, do wrong, that is their song
With horrid ring, all torturing
One seems to hear screams of great fear
From everywhere, filling the air
O, how they pound, raising the sound
O'er hill and dale, telling their tale

Demons all gleam, while people scream
In mounting fear, Satan is here!
Hell is Hell is Hell is Hell is on Earth!
Hell is Hell is Hell is Hell is on Earth!

On, on they send, on without end
Their awful moan to every home.
Do wrong do wrong
Wrooonnnnnnng


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Quote of the Day:
Riker: Gentlemen, we're giving you an assignment. The one thing we don't want to hear is that it's impossible.
Picard: I need the transporters to function despite the hyperonic radiation.
LaForge: But that's im-- *sigh* Yes, sir.
--Star Trek TNG

Word of the Day: unlimited

Phrase of the Day: of its own accord

Esperanto Sentence of the Day:
Mi havas 25 jarojn.
I'm 25 years old.

LJ's Stupid Thought of the Day: Do men in the hospital who have catheters in their penises masturbate? What does it feel like?
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Quote of the Day:
"i never had a flying dream
unless i was a movie camera
doing a helicopter flyover
but i wasn't flying
i was just panning"
- everlet

Word of the Day: sauerkraut

Phrase of the Day: if you don't mind

Esperanto Sentence of the Day:
La mustelo aperos.
The weasel will appear.

LJ's Stupid Thought of the Day: I dreamed I ate a cupcake with a huge flower-like mound of frosting on it. Then I dreamed that I woke up and put frosting on chocolate chip cookies. Then I actually woke up and put frosting on chocolate chip cookies. I could only eat three out of the four, though. They were really sugary.
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Guess how many pounds of blueberries Yvonne and I picked.
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Quote of the Day: "I didn't drink her blood! But I NEEDED it!" --Johnny the Homicidal Maniac

Word of the Day: unadulterated

Phrase of the Day: heirloom yeast

Esperanto Sentence of the Day:
La namo de la suno estas Suno.
The name of the sun is Sun.

LJ's Stupid Thought of the Day: I learned about Hiroshima in elementary school. Ever since, whenever I hear a low-flying plane fly over my house, I worry that it's about to drop bombs.
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Attention, Please!
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Quote of the Day:
You know what these [coins] remind me of?"
"No, what's that?"
"The Death Eaters' scars. Voldemort touches one of them, and all their scars burn, and they know they've got to join him."
"Well...yes," said Hermione quietly, "that is where I got the idea from...but you'll notice I decided to engrave the dates on bits of metal rather than our members' skin."

Word of the Day: parlance

Phrase of the Day: for no apparent reason

Esperanto Sentence of the Day:
Helpu!
Help!

LJ's Stupid Thought of the Day: My dad was looking for a certain type of screwdriver this morning. I asked, "Can you use this?" and held out my ferret.
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FLYING SNAKES

They're real.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrysopelea#Gliders


0:50 and 1:20 have particularly good shots of the snake in flight.
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"First prize is a coupon for free rice!" -- Saint Young Men

Word of the Day: bollocks

Phrase of the Day: cash on delivery

Esperanto Sentence of the Day:
La dommustelo malaperis!
The ferret disappeared!

LJ's Stupid Thought of the Day: I saw a movie in which aliens decided that sneezing was the merit upon which Earth would be spared. Ever since then, I've really appreciated sneezing.

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