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LJ's Halloween Carols
Released by Leandrea Jones under Creative Commons License (CC-BY-SA). You may use, distribute, and modify these songs. Credit preferred. Include this license information whenever reproducing any of these songs.
Heck the Halls
'Tis the season to be spooky Ya ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra Dress yourself up weird and cooky Ya ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra Don we now our grey entrails Ya ra ra, ra ra ra, ra ra ra Welcome all that Death entails Ya ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra
Bloody Claws is Coming to Town
You better watch out You better not cry You better not shout I'm telling you why Bloody Claws is coming to town. He eats you when you're sleeping He chews until you wake You scream but it will do no good You'll be dead as a cheap steak.
The Twelves Days of Stalking
On the twelfth of October, 
My stalker sent to me 
 Twelve dead black roses, 
Eleven penis pictures, 
Ten pints of cow blood, 
 Nine FaceBook requests, 
 Eight stained boxer shorts, 
Seven silent phone calls, 
 Six silk negligees, 
Fiiiiiive creeeeeepy nooootes, 
 Four mix CD's, 
Three cat heads, 
 Two rotting doves, 
 And a six foot tall photo of me!
Violent Night

Silent night, unholy night
 All are dead, or in fright
 Round yon zombies are all running wild 
Eating eve-er-y adult and child 
Die and rise to eat brains Die and rise to eat brains


Silent night, unholy night
 Shepherds quake at the sight 
Zombies stream from cities afar 
Even hordes in Australia!
 We can't hold them back long
 We can't hold them back long


Silent night, unholy night Rising moans, waning fight 
Shuffling zombies in every place 
With the dawn of a new world's face 
No one is left alive
 No one is left alive
Children Roasting on an Open Fire
Children roasting on an open fire, 
 Jack Frost nipping on your nose, 
 Funeral dirges being sung by a choir, 
 And folks dressed up in black clothes. 


Everybody knows there's lurking a sick cannibal, 
 Tortures children for ten nights. 
 Tiny tots with their eyes in a bowl 
 Will find it hard to sleep tonight. 
 They know that killer's on his way; 
He's murdered lots of boys and girlies every day. 
 And every mother's child is going to cry, 
When they're dragged off by the cannibal to die.


And so I'm offering this simple phrase, 
 To kids from one to ninety-two, 
Although its been said many times, many ways, 
 The very next victim could be you.
The Carol of Hell
Hark! here comes Hell, hot burning Hell All seem to say, throw hope away. Satan is here, bringing great fear To young and old, meek and the bold Do wrong, do wrong, that is their song With horrid ring, all torturing One seems to hear screams of great fear From everywhere, filling the air O, how they pound, raising the sound O'er hill and dale, telling their tale
Demons all gleam, while people scream In mounting fear, Satan is here! Hell is Hell is Hell is Hell is on Earth! Hell is Hell is Hell is Hell is on Earth!
On, on they send, on without end Their awful moan to every home
Hark! here comes Hell, hot burning Hell All seem to say, throw hope away. Satan is here, bringing great fear To young and old, meek and the bold Do wrong, do wrong, that is their song With horrid ring, all torturing One seems to hear screams of great fear From everywhere, filling the air O, how they pound, raising the sound O'er hill and dale, telling their tale
Demons all gleam, while people scream In mounting fear, Satan is here! Hell is Hell is Hell is Hell is on Earth! Hell is Hell is Hell is Hell is on Earth!
On, on they send, on without end Their awful moan to every home. Do wrong do wrong Wrooonnnnnnng
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